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The Improbable Dram: Space Cases of the FUTURE!!!!
the first day of second semester: IN DETENTION!!!! [CLOSED] 
23rd-Jan-2007 01:42 am
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Characters: Everyone who's anyone. Meaning the kiddos and the teacher(s, possibly.)
Content: For being such losahs, they get to be in remedial classes. And there they will be. Like the Breakfast Club! Kind of.
Setting: The classroom.
Time: Morning.
Warning: Nothing so far...

Dr. Flaggle-floo took a look around the classroom. AND KILLED THEM!!!!!!! (not really)Collapse )
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27th-Jan-2007 06:59 am (UTC)
"I..I could force you back, you know. You wouldn't even be hard to carry." Misa could see that Snorlax wasn't likely to budge and he probably was right--the others probably came after them. If that was true, then even if she and Snorlax went back, there would still be the same problem of the group splintering off. Having herself and Snorlax in the classroom would be no better than having herself, Trent and Selyna remaining after Snorlax originally left. The ideal was everyone in the classroom, doing their work, and no one getting in trouble.

"How about," she suggested, "I listen to see if I can hear them having a conversation and we go find them. If they are in the classroom, then we can just stay there and if they came after us, then we can all go back together."
27th-Jan-2007 07:38 am (UTC)
Snorlax winced. He kind of forgot that she was a million times stronger than him. "Well... umm... I could use my laser vision on you and you'd explode." Not that he had any intention of actually doing so. He just thought he'd throw that out there.

He sighed. "Oh alright. We can look for them. And then they can get some food with us."
27th-Jan-2007 07:51 am (UTC)
Misa frowned skeptically. "I've never heard of an Earther with laser vision before. And when we find them, they can come back to the classroom with us."
27th-Jan-2007 08:27 am (UTC)
"Earthers usually don't have green hair, either. Well, not as a natural color, anyway." He shrugged. "I'm only half. My mom was from... er.. somewhere else. Yesnid, I think? Eh, doesn't matter." Snorlax then realized he'd been distracted from his current mission. "And no! We're going to get some food first, at the very least!"
27th-Jan-2007 09:29 am (UTC)
"Okay, how about this:" Misa suggested, "First, we find them. Second, we go back to the classroom. Third, we all do our work. And then as a reward, at lunch time, we all eat together!"
27th-Jan-2007 03:17 pm (UTC)
Selyna dipped her head towards Trent, which was as close as she would come to a nod. She even went as far as to smile at him.

"You are correct. Have you any idea how to find Snorlax and Misa? I do not believe they went this direction, since we have been walking for some time and have yet to find them. Perhaps they have returned to class?"
27th-Jan-2007 04:18 pm (UTC)
Trent was starting to get more used to this girl now. And come to think of it, she might be cute, in a socially-awkward golden furry thing kind of way. Regardless, upon Selyna's inquiry, Trent did think about what they should actually do. Well, they were already out here, anyway...

"Hm, well, perhaps... After all, that Misa girl was quite determined, now wasn't she? From what I see, chances are most likely that she's probably already dragged the bugger back to class, as you've just said. So, I suppose heading back probably would be capital, since then if the teacher's not back yet we can slip out of too much trouble at the same time. Kill two birds with one stone, wouldn't you say"
27th-Jan-2007 04:35 pm (UTC)
Selyna cocked her head sideways in confusion. "Why is it necessary to kill birds?"
27th-Jan-2007 09:36 pm (UTC)
"...I suppose you don't know what the word "idiom" means, do you, Selyna? Regardless, it's just a saying..."
27th-Jan-2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
Snorlax was getting tired of arguing. Geez, why couldn't Misa just go along with his ideas? "I don't think that's a real reward, seeing how we'd probably have to eat together at lunch ANYWAY. You can't turn something that was going to happen anyway into a reward. We can find them, and then eat lunch."
27th-Jan-2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
"What about doing our assignments? That's much much much more important that eating lunch at the wrong time."
28th-Jan-2007 12:35 am (UTC)
Selyna put a finger to her lips in thought. "An idiom? Is that not what some of the cadets were calling me when it was announced that I was to serve a detention? I did not realize that had to do with killing birds."

She paused for another moment. "Which makes me ask, what are birds? Are they horrible creatures?"

As they spoke, Selyna and Trent were winding their way back to the classroom.
28th-Jan-2007 01:10 am (UTC)
Trent at first wasa about to be a all flabbergasted at this, but then he quickly reminded himself that oh, right, these are aliens who have probably never even been within a mile of Earth, so of course they wouldn't know about his planet's expressions and creatures.

"Um, well, first of all, I think what they were calling you was an "idiot." That's uh, well, its not a very nice word. Idioms are common expressions that mean something different, and aren't supposed to be taken literally. And birds are these creatures that are feathered, have beaks and wings, and spend all day flying through the sky, and there are many differing kinds of them in all matter of sizes and types on my home planet.."
28th-Jan-2007 02:02 am (UTC)
Selyna pondered this answer. Of course, it raised a dozen more questions in her mind. What were feathers, beaks, and wings? What was the sky? Was it like space? She still did not know if these birds were creatures to be feared on Earth, whether or not the planet-dwellers fled when they approached. She decided that, rather than pester her new companion, she would look up all this information on her compupad when they returned to the classroom.

Rather than ask more questions, Selyna thought about what to say next. She knew that long silences were uncomfortable to most planet-dwellers, so as the seconds ticked away, she began to worry whether or not Trent was loosing interest.

Be polite, her father had told her. Include your own experiences when you talk to people. You'd be surprised how often people have experienced similar things.

"I have seen a space ship called The Bird," Selyna ventured. "It was on a collision course with a super nova. I believe it exploded."
28th-Jan-2007 02:34 am (UTC)
The first thought that went through Trent's head at this point was "Wow, this bird sure likes to talk a lot. Maybe she's just a very friendly one, I suppose...Wait, what did she just say?!"

"Ah...well..I suppose it would make sense that a ship would be CALLED The Bird, since they fly and all, but that's really not the same thing...wait, ae you saying you were here when this all happened? How on Earth were you able to survive an exploding supernova?!"
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