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The Improbable Dram: Space Cases of the FUTURE!!!!
the first day of second semester: IN DETENTION!!!! [CLOSED] 
23rd-Jan-2007 01:42 am
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Characters: Everyone who's anyone. Meaning the kiddos and the teacher(s, possibly.)
Content: For being such losahs, they get to be in remedial classes. And there they will be. Like the Breakfast Club! Kind of.
Setting: The classroom.
Time: Morning.
Warning: Nothing so far...



Dr. Flaggle-floo took a look around the classroom. It was not a good start to her morning. She didn't particularly want to be stuck in this classroom with the delinquents of Starcademy for who knows how long it would take them to become functioning students. Days? Months? No one could say. But oh well. Duty was duty. And this was hers. It takes a village to raise a child! And one badass Dr. Flaggle-floo to whip a few kids into shape. That was how she looked at it, anyway.

She got up from her desk and gave the students a very teacher-y look that said "I am about to address the classroom now, so sit down and shut up." Then she spoke.

"Hello, class. I am Dr. Flaggle-floo, and you are all here because you failed all of your classes last semester. I don't care about how or why that happened, I care about getting you all back on the right track so you don't flunk out. Because everyone is a special delicate flower. And you four just need extra time to blossom. Let's see... we have Snorlax Band from Earth; Misa 164 from Andromeda; Trenton Gansley from Earth, and Selyna from... it doesn't say. Ugh. How bothersome. Anyway, is that all of you?"
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25th-Jan-2007 03:00 am (UTC)
Trent was very confused at the huge jumble of apparently-useless information mixed in with what she was trying to say, leading to him sporting a very perplexed expression.

"...Are you absolutely bonkers? I mean, seriously! For one, I don't know what in the blazes you're talking about with all of this Birthday and Rigelian nonsense, which leads me to think you have some kind of voices in your head, which right there hurts your credibility. And second of all, how would what I or he do affect what happens to you? If YOU choose not to leave the class or to go ahead and do boring stuff, especially if that's fun for you, then by all means go along! You won't be punished for what others do if you're obedient! But if I want to lead a more pleasurable time and not do such inane pointless things, that's my choice to make, now isn't it? Besides, this really is something that if the teacher REALLY wanted to know, she'd just ask me herself instead of wasting all of our time with having us waste good effort writing it all! So really, I don't mind if you wish to do your work, but please, spare me the lectures or any chance to prevent me from doing what I wish. And really, what's the trouble in just playing around? Perhaps in a different situation when you're not so stuffed up with ideas of work, you'd like to try a game? They work wonders to ease tension, you know!"
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